Or cover and duck.
One of those.
Yesterday, in all my roto-innocence, I listed a few names that might help you in your fantasy baseball drafts, picks, trades, acquisitions, wheelings, dealings, healings and feelings.
Today, here are players you should avoid like the plague; or like Jose Canseco when he’s on Twitter and/or off his meds.
If you see these names available? Run.
But the strange part is that while some of them aren’t “numbers” players, they likely have use to their clubs on the field which, in part, proves my point of the need to place stats into their proper context; why being a numbers cruncher does not automatically imply a baseball expertise that takes years of watching, analyzing and participating to be able to come to a reasonable and educated conclusion.
Let’s have a look.
B.J. Upton, CF—Tampa Bay Rays
If you pick him up during one of his hot streaks, then fine, but too often Upton doesn’t look like he wants to play. He has barely evolved from the 2008 World Series when he grounded into a double play because he wasn’t running hard. Upton plays hard when he feels like it and this is not a positive attribute on the field or stat sheet.
He’ll steal you some bases, hit a homer here and there; but he strikes out a lot, doesn’t hit for average and doesn’t get on base. His terrible attitude shows in the numbers if you read between the columns.
Russell Martin, C—New York Yankees
He’s coming off numerous injuries and his offense has declined drastically in the past three years.
Jacoby Ellsbury, CF—Boston Red Sox
He’s listed as the center fielder on the Red Sox depth chart and even if he’s healthy I think he’s going to share time with Mike Cameron and lose the full-time job by May. If anything, the Red Sox might play him regularly to bolster his trade value.
Admittedly, I’ve never been a fan of Ellsbury; he’s more of a product of the Red Sox PR machine than actual use on the field; he’s not a good defensive center fielder; he doesn’t hit the ball out of the park; and his stolen bases and triples aren’t worth the trouble of picking him when he’s not going to play regularly and there are many other options available.
Speaking of options available, I forgot to mention Josh Willingham in my list of players to pick up. Grab him. He can hit.
Jose Bautista, INF/OF—Toronto Blue Jays
This has nothing to do with any allegations of impropriety on his part to achieve the *absurd* heights he did last season. We don’t know whether it was due to the first chance he’s gotten to play every day; the approach advocated by Blue Jays hitting coach Dwayne Murphy to look for a fastball and try to hit it into space; illicit means; or a fluke.
He’ll be very expensive because people will recognize his name and while I do think he’ll hit his homers (I’ll say 30+), he’s not worth the presumptive cost.
J.J. Hardy, SS—Baltimore Orioles
Hardy’s never gotten on base at an impressive rate and he’s been injured and awful in the past two years. He’s a good fielder, but I don’t think you get credit for that in your fantasy leagues.
In reality, he’s a giant upgrade from Cesar Izturis for the Orioles, but because what a club now has is better than what they had previously, it doesn’t mean he’s necessarily “good”.
Carl Pavano, RHP—Minnesota Twins
I’m sure there will be those who look at his 17 wins last season and say, “well, he won 17 games,” but I wouldn’t touch him.
I’m cognizant of the “relaxation factor” where he’ll have his contract in hand and want to go to the beach. I doubt that’s going to happen again, but I didn’t expect the ludicrousness of his time with the Yankees; nor did I expect Yankees GM Brian Cashman to make an offer to bring him back(?!?).
With Pavano, there’s a vortex of unreality that I want no part of. If you get sucked into someone else’s madness, it infects you fast.
And his numbers, apart from the wins and innings, were not impressive. The Twins defense is worse than last year and, as a club, they’ve got some major issues.
Mark Buehrle, LHP—Chicago White Sox
Here is the epitome of a player you want on your team when you’re actually playing the game of baseball, but do not want in a fantasy league.
Buehrle is the guy you want at your back in a dark alley. If White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen walks up to him and says, “we need a compete game from you today,” or, in Ozzie-speak, “Compleh gah today babeh, huh?” Buehrle would not question nor complain; he’d stay on the mound for 140 pitches and if he allowed 10+ runs; he wouldn’t worry about how it blew up his ERA or hits/innings pitched ratio because it helps his team.
If you do pick him up, you have to be lucky in getting a “good Buehrle” day as opposed to “bad Buehrle”. The good one pitches a perfect game; the bad one gives up 7 runs in the first inning.
Stats do not adequately define a player and Buehrle is proof of that.
Grady Sizemore, CF—Cleveland Indians
People might remember what he was before micro-fracture surgery and he’ll be in demand; I’d expect absolutely nothing and wouldn’t waste my time.
The one saving grace is the fear that he won’t be able to come back and his availability/upside—it depends on whether he’s cheap or not.
Brandon Webb, RHP—Texas Rangers
More name recognition and remembrances of greatness; considering that he’s missed two years and his fastball was reportedly puttering in at 82-mph last summer, he’s going to be picked because he’s known for what he was.
There’s a big difference between a bowling ball sinker at 90+ and at 84; and he’s pitching in Texas in a ballpark highly conducive to hitters.
Carlos Ruiz, C—Philadelphia Phillies
A career .260 hitter batting .302 with a .400 on base? Are you buying that? I’m not.
Craig Kimbrel, LHP—Atlanta Braves
Because he racks up the strikeouts and has been anointed as the Braves closer entering spring training, he’ll attract interest; he has has trouble throwing strikes and will be closing for a team with playoff expectations. He’s only 23.
It’s a shaky combination.
I have no clue how it works with 40-man rosters and fantasy drafts, but here’s what I would do if he’s available—take Billy Wagner.
He’s still on the Braves 40-man. Pick him late and hope he possibly comes back at mid-season.
Angel Pagan, OF—New York Mets
I’m hesitant to believe in a player when he has his first full season as a regular and puts up the numbers Pagan did last season; plus he’s got a history of injuries that can’t be ignored—that would be my biggest concern.
Jayson Werth, OF—Washington Nationals
How is he going to fare as the focal point? As the highest paid player? With a long-term contract in hand?
Out of the cocoon of the Phillies lineup and into the wasteland of Washington, I wonder whether he’s going to fall on his face.
Probably not, but if you think you’re getting huge numbers from him, think again.
Scott Rolen, 3B—Cincinnati Reds
At age 36 and after two mostly healthy seasons, he’s due for an injury.
Zack Greinke, RHP—Milwaukee Brewers
Amid all the talk that a move to the National League will inspire a Roy Halladay-style dominance, it has to be remembered that mentally, Greinke is no Halladay.
Having taken time to learn to deal with high expectations pitching for a team with no chance at contention with the Royals, how’s he going to react as he’s picked to win the Cy Young Award and an entire organization is pinning their hopes for contention on him?
Brett Myers, RHP—Houston Astros
He was excellent last season and got paid.
That’s what worries me.
He’s emotional and has had injury issues in recent years; the Astros defense is awful and Myers is a contact pitcher.
Carlos Zambrano, RHP—Chicago Cubs
Since you don’t know which Zambrano is going to show up, he’s a dart flung at a dartboard while wearing a blindfold.
There will be those who believe his renaissance in September is a portent of turning the corner, but how many times has that been said of Zambrano?
I’ll believe it when I see it…and still be dubious after I see it.
Brian Wilson, RHP—San Francisco Giants
Tim Kurkjian wrote an article for ESPN that looked into the workloads of pitchers in the post-season and their results in the following season—link.
I haven’t torn it apart yet (I intend to), but after a quick glance, it’s a simplistic and broad-based way of analysis.
But one pitcher for whom it might be a problem is Giants closer Brian Wilson.
He’s tough, durable and willing to take the ball whenever, wherever and for however long he’s needed. The aftereffects of the long playoff run and intense innings are cumulative and the slightest downgrade in Wilson’s velocity/movement will give the hitters that extra split second to react to his power pitches; plus his control might not be as good.
It’s imperceptible but real.
Jason Bartlett, SS—San Diego Padres
People think he can hit after his 2009 career year, but he’s moving into a rotten lineup and a giant ballpark. He is what he is as a hitter and that’s not much.
Cameron Maybin, CF—San Diego Padres
With Maybin, you’re waiting until his rough edges are smoothed; he’ll be a good player one day, he’s not yet. Horribly inconsistent, strikeout prone and still learning the game, Maybin has a lot of expectations in his third big league stop and that’s a bad combination for a young player.
Ian Kennedy, RHP—Arizona Diamondbacks
Kennedy was impressive for the Diamondbacks last season and let his pitching do the talking as opposed to the constant yapping, tweaking and ignoring he did with the Yankees. Away from the hype and in an atmosphere with limited expectations, he pitched well.
It’s still not enough to take a chance on him yet. He’s the type to think he’s “made” it and relax. This is not good.
I’ll do the mail tomorrow.