This is going to be activated every time the Marlins hit a home run in their new ballpark.
And here’s the video from the Miami-Dade County Department of Public Affairs on Facebook.
It looks like something L. Ron Hubbard might’ve come up with while cavorting with young boys on a boat.
Or possibly a cheesier, more tacky version of art in Atlantic City.
Actually, it’s worse.
The Mets and Twins built ballparks where hitters can’t hit home runs; the Marlins built one where they won’t want to hit home runs.
The most egregious part of all this is that the owner—Jeffrey Loria—made his fortune as an art dealer!!!